The Portland theater scene has a wealth of homegrown talent and I don't want to sound like I'm not proud. Buuuuuut... have you seen these amazing audition tapes from Sarantos Studios in Oak Park, IL? Sarantos has uploaded seemingly all of them onto YouTube just to rub their cultural achievements in our face. Every local production would be improved by including Oak Park's Sandy Gulliver. Can you argue with this evidence?
More talent after the jump or watch all the videos here!
Brooks Christy does voiceover for the trailor of a film called Slats in the Belfry:
"I want you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads:"
"The thing is that... once you start getting high, it's really hard to cool down:"