You saw the movie...

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...now eat the sheet cake. The cake—available now at QFC—is meant to celebrate the release of the DVD of Avatar, which arrived in stores on Earth Day. Because nothing says "environmentally conscious" like blue food coloring and whipped Crisco, you know? (Please don't get me wrong: no one likes cheap, store-bought sheet cake and inch-thick whipped Crisco frosting more than I do. Ask anyone I work with. It just seems, as tie-ins go, like a bit of a stretch.)