For those that think that Seattle is the most boring place on the planet (I should know, I lived there for ten boring years—kidding, the first eight were okay, then it got SUPER boring), check out this highly unusual grocery list found in a parking lot there. Now I'm not saying I want to move back... however, maybe we can convince Walter to move here? He seems to have everything we need.
Waitasecond... what exactly are you going to do with an "XL cucumber," Mr. Smiley Face??