HOME COMPANIONS—Fresh off a performance on Prairie Home Companion, Monarques' '50s-era dance rock will appeal to you at least as much as it did to Garrison Keillor. Tonight's "The Rumble: Portland" party is free, too, so catch up to all the fogies who heard them before you did. MS
w/the Ferocious Few, 1776; Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 8:30 pm, FREE
BIRDS!—If you despise and fear birds like I do, then you won't want to miss the unintentionally hilarious cult flick, Birdemic: Shock and Terror! Like The Room, Birdemic is an absolutely terrible/delightful masterpiece in which a town is attacked by murderous eagles and vultures! Hitchcock would not approve—but he would be entertained! WSH
Clinton Street Theater, 2522 SE Clinton, see Film Times, $4-6
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