And some of us in the Mercury news room have spent the last few minutes trying to imagine what it might look like. Email me your entries. Win a prize. Sarah Mirk is going to the actual launch in an hour or so. God save her.
Here's January "the intern" Vawter's effort:
And Patrick Coleman's, which is truly chilling, thanks to the addition of the duck...
Update, 3:20: Here's a few early reader submissions...