I always feel a little bit sorry for folks with impossible-to-realize fantasies. From Craigslist:
This is an odd request, but I am looking for a role-playing partner to do email or instant message-based sessions revolving around various reenactments and recreations of situations similar to those in the Disney classic movie Honey I Shrunk The Kids. Various aspects of the original movie have always fascinated me. The perspective of being shrunken, and the various interactions with normal every-day objects and situations. My role would be that of a shrunken individual, while yours would be that of the normal sized role.
Out of all of the scenes in the movie that I have always wanted to reenact through role-play is that of the Cheerios scene. Of course, swapping out Rick Moranis for yourself would be preferred. The requirements for this job: you are a female, you are verbose, descriptive almost to the point of it being ridiculous, very imaginative, and hopefully that you like Cheerios.
I suppose a Honey-I-Shrunk-The-Kids fetishist could use inner tubes or floaties in place of Cheerios. But what do you use for a bowl? Or a spoon? And how do you fit a verbose, imaginative female in your mouth?