Problems? I got 'em. As previously mentioned, Tuesdays at the Mercury are the opposite of this. As an intern I have no real deadlines to be concerned with, and Tuesdays are generally spent cowering in the break room with Olive. Cuddling with an adorable pug and surfing the internet? Who would complain? Well, the internet is kind of boring today and this dog farts a lot. Luckily, some non-intern creatures live a life of misery. Hilarious misery. So please, don't cry for us poor schmoes at the Mercury, but do shed a tear or seven for the male angler fish.

Click through for the full saga. Thanks for the life perspective, Oatmeal!

See? Your life isn't so hard. Now go eat your stroganoff, you ungrateful bastard.