The top kill failed.
They're trying another containment dome in 4-7 days. It will probably fail. We might be looking at another two months of 12-20,000 barrels a day.
Surprise! Processed food tastes like "warmed-over" shit without all the salt they pump into it.
A storm in Central America kills at least 16.
Nuclear fish? Just another ordinary day in the Connecticut River.
LOCAL NEWS! The Oregonian finds a New Seasons co-founder up to the overalls in shit.
Turns out that Doitchin Krasev—a.k.a. master chess player with a Jersey accent—a.k.a. "Jason Evers"—just wanted to seek freedom in the U.S. You know, build a better life (with the name of a dead 3-year-old). If it's a crime to pursue the American dream? Guilty as charged.