From the comments on my Worst. Night. Ever. post:

ok...no cookies from a tube. Our cookies are made from scratch every night. :) Our chef has a ritual he goes through in making sure the hot-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies are being circulated by midnight and beyond. Oh how angry people become in the rare instance we don't have warm cookies and cold milk. BTW, not only are the hash-browns fresh our bacon has been known to cause some to 'stop what they are doing' just so they can munch on a strip of what many believe to be some of Portland's best bacon. :)

We stand corrected.