GUYS! Currently the race to see which awful event Ned Lannamann will have to attend in this week's WORST. NIGHT. EVER. is close... much, much, too close if you ask me. Currently, it's almost tied between Ned seeing Sting, and having to take a 16 mile bike ride to tour the areas water wells THAT STARTS AT 8:45 IN THE MORNING. Now, excuse me... but why is fucking Sting even in this equation?? NED ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKES STING! Sure, he's going to lie to you in the description, playing up Sting's weaknesses while playing down the fact that he barely knows how to ride a bike, and hates anything that has to do with protecting our natural resources, or getting out of bed before noon.
SO DON'T FALL FOR NED'S LIES!! VOTE FOR THE 16 MILE WATER WELL TOUR THAT STARTS AT 8:45 IN THE MORNING! Voting ends at noon.