I spent Memorial Weekend at the Gorge for Sasquatch—see this week's issue for more coverage on the annual music festival—which also means I was surrounded by the usual assortment of oddball outdoor festival gathers. The sheer number of faux-Furries was startling, as were the gang of people in Where's Waldo outfits, and that dude in the loin cloth. But the real "winner" of the weekend is this guy:
The competing franchise sportswear (Bulls jersey with Celtics shorts) is confusing enough, but don't forget his absolutely amazing tattoo: Yes, that is anthropomorphic four-leaf clover wearing a Mets hat.
End Hits: Haven't Mets fans suffered enough?