Astronauts are going to start pretending they're astronauts, (just like us!) in a 520-day simulation to see if they go crazy.
Miley Cyrus is a skank and really skanked it up on Britain's Got Talent when she kissed a girl. Good for you, Miley!
South Korea says it's convinced China and Japan to back sanctions against North Korea.
Shrek 4 is so bad, that the promotional glasses that were selling at McDonalds are full of cadmium!
Job numbers are dropping and dropping and probably none of you have jobs anymore. Have you considered an unpaid internship?
An officer was shot, and a suspect was shot, in a shootout last night in downtown Hillsboro. Both were wounded.