First of all, I'm not one of those punk ass bitches who are "afraid of clowns." I could give two shits about clowns, and figure I could beat a battalion of them with two arms and one leg tied behind my back.
RONALD McDONALD IS A DIFFERENT STORY.
He's just WRONG, man. I was stuck in a traffic jam the other day during the Rose Fest Kid's Parade, and an SUV was slowly driving past with a Ronald McDonald in the passenger seat. He just stared at me. Like I was a chicken leg. That was some unnerving shit. HOWEVER! It is not anywhere near as unnerving as the following four McDonalds parody commercials from Japan which have a lot in common with The Ring—except waaaaaay creepier. Watch this one alone... in the dark... at midnight. IF YOU DARE.