Big hat tips to Blogtown regular Commenty Colin and his pal J.B for locating the final missing piece to my upcoming Halloween costume: THE JUSTIN BIEBER WIG!

This luxurious mane is available for only $139.99 from International Wig ("Where style & quality come to a head...!"). For some reason, they call it "The Louis" rather than "Das Beeb"—but maybe that's Serbian for Justin or something. I don't know.

OH! And even better? On the same page as "The Louis" is a little side bar of wig styles "You May Also Enjoy" such as "The Mark Twain."

GAHH!! This is almost as bad as the "Kitten with Two Faces!"