I didn't think I was gonna say this, but man, I absolutely loved the new Karate Kid—and my favorite scene in it was one in which the once-awesome Jackie Chan, who has sucked for so very, very, very, very, very, very, very long, totally kicks the asses of a bunch of no-good kids who are picking on the (adorable!) Fresh Princelet. And now, as if in answer to my prayers, here's Jackie Chan Hates Karate Kids.
Suck it, Short Round. Via FilmDrunk.