Team Mercury Softball (currently in last place) third basemen Lucas Jones recently returned from a trip to Africa and he brought us back some gum. But not just any chewing gum, it's Obama Orange Gum!
It would seem that the likeness of the 44th president is used to pitch all sorts of products in
his secret Anti-American Socialist Muslim birth country Africa. I heard that if he had his way, he'd take Bazooka Joe's bazooka away.