Obama meets with BP execs to demand they set aside billions in an escrow account to go to cleaning up their shit.
Last night, Obama addressed the gulf oil disaster and made a rather half-ass attempt at convincing the country we need to switch to clean energy. (Oh where, oh where has our pre-election Obama gone, oh where, oh where can he be?)
The latest oil leakage estimates: the broken well is gushing up to 2.52 million gallons per day.
BP's latest tactic for slowing down the gushing oil: KILLING IT! KILLING IT WITH FIRE!
Today marks the closing arguments in the trial that could possibly overturn California's homophobic Proposition 8. Fingers crossed!
For the second hilarious time in five months, someone has stolen Charlie Sheen's car and rolled it off a cliff.
Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Scattered rain today, with mixed clouds to finish the week.
And finally, a Seattle cop punches a teenage girl in the face, and here's the video. (His bosses say he acted appropriately. Sound familiar?) (P.S. If you're lucky, there's still a JUSTIN BIEBER commercial preceding this clip. DOUBLE SCORE!)