OMFG! Evidently months and months of shrill posts from Wm.™ Steven Humphrey have paid off, because we are now giving away four—yes, four—tickets to see Justin Bieber at the Rose Garden on Wednesday, July 14.

For reals.

Das Bieb is passing this way as part of the XBox 360 "My World" tour, and we want to send you and a guest. We are creating a simple contest, open to all Bieber fans, entitled 100 Words on Bieber. Just comment below in 100 words or less about why you should get these tickets. It can be an impassioned plea, a poetic haiku, something written in whatever language they use up there in Bieber's home country of Canada, or anything else that comes to mind.

There are only three rules: Bieber, 100 words, and all entries must be posted by Mon July 12 at noon. Good luck, and may the Bieb be with you.