With a hearty tip o' the hat to Blogtown's own Oregometry, I decided everyone needed to learn more about Loren Parks, the money man behind many of Oregon's most conservative, anti-crime ballot initiatives for nearly 20 years.
Because not only is Parks a financier for Republican causes, he's also a sexual hypnotist. Watch and, um, learn? (Seriously, he says he gave a woman 56 orgasms!!! In a row. 56!!!!!!!)
Why now? Well, as the Oregonian reported this morning, the wealthy industrialist has decided to cut off Republican activist Kevin Mannix. Mannix, through his Oregon Anti-Crime Alliance, was counting on Parks' cash for a ballot measure this fall that would mete out stricter punishment for drunk drivers and sex offenders. (A report by Common Cause untangles the 16-year history between the two men.)
The timing of Parks' decision is interesting. As the O's story notes, another of Mannix's enterprises, the Oregon War Veterans Association, has attracted the attention of authorities who are checking into its money supply.
So is Parks looking for a new political squire to carry his money sword? "As you can imagine, a lot of other activists are like, 'All right! The wallet is open!'" Democratic political consultant Kari Chisholm told me. Or is he leaving Oregon politics, now that he lives in Nevada?
No one's telling, especially Parks, who famously won't talk to reporters. But let's hope he keeps talking to his YouTube viewers. To see more videos and excerpts of his advice to "clients," keep reading. Please note: He is not a doctor.
On the "wet noodle syndrome":
Many men have erectile dysfunction, especially with new partners but also with long-established relationships. Once a man has a failure he is set up for more failures. I once got in the sack with a lady more because I thought she expected it than that I wanted it. She was skinny and had quite small breasts, which didn't help get me aroused. At any rate, it didn't work. I was "programmed" to failure. I had it so bad I would tell prospective partners I was impotent, which took psychological pressure off me. Yet I knew it was all in my head because nocturnal erections were very firm. I eventually overcame it by putting my attention on the woman instead of myself and not giving a hoot about myself one way or another. It was great for them, and eventually best for me.
"If a woman can't come with the man inside":
This is a very common condition. I won't say problem because millions have satisfactory sex under these conditions I'm sure. I've found it very common, like maybe 50% of women I've encountered in a sexual way. I get a lot of hits on this page more than any other on my website except headaches.
First thing is that you mustn't feel inferior (if you're a woman) because it doesn't work like you think it should. You have lots of company. Men can be very fast to climax, not giving the woman time to reach a peak. This is especially true of young men, but it can be with older men too. You should be able to climax within 30 seconds of thrusting by the man. If he can't hold off that long, the best thing to do is have your first climax by finger manipulation or oral if that's OK with you both. I think oral is the most powerful for a woman. Then have him go inside. Maybe you can come again.
A second possible solution, if the man is young, is have him get erect after he's come and penetrate you again. He should be slower the second time.
A third possibility is have the man on his back and you sit on him. He doesn't get as much stimulus from your whole body that way, and should be slower to come. And sitting upright you can position him just where it feels the best and/or stimulate yourself with your fingers. You know right where the sensitive spot is and how much pressure and how fast to rub it. He can do it for you if you are averse to stimulating yourself, but I suggest you get over that. Make it work whatever it takes.