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ESPN has announced the lineups for the much-anticipated reboot of NBA Jam. Which Blazers made the cut? Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge and Greg Oden, plus the legend position was (rightfully) filled by Clyde Drexler.

Here is what ESPN says:

Oden will never miss a game because of injury in Jam. That's the good news.

Shut up, ESPN. Personally I'd rather have Nicolas Batum instead of Aldridge, but decisions like that are the reason why I don't get paid to design video games. That, and I still play my NES.

*Blows on cartridge of Contra and slips on PowerGlove.*