Welcome to "Hooray for Television!", a brand-new column in which I highlight things on television that inspire me to leap from my couch to shout, "Hooray for television!" This series will continue indefinitely. Or until I get bored of it. Or until I run out of things to hooray about. On second thought, today's installment of "Hooray for Televison!" will be the final installment of "Hooray for Television!" Rest in peace, "Hooray for Television!" You were an amazing column while you lasted.

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