The Blazers have announced their television schedule for the upcoming season. The majority of games, 60 total, will be exclusively on Comcast SportsNet Northwest (and for those who do not have Comcast, you can all go die in a fire because that monopoly will never end and you can't even buy the NBA's "League Pass" package because they will block out your games and laugh at you while you cry). In better news, 16 games will be on KGW and a half dozen will be nationally broadcast on TNT.

That means this man will be in Portland six time. Watch out.