For those of you still wondering, no, my jerky girlfriend has yet to take me to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. You'd think she'd have her shit together by now enough to have done this one little thing to make me happy, but noooo. Which means, as I threatened to do months ago, I have no other choice but to start wearing this around the house—yes, even to bed, especially to bed—until she starts being just a teensy bit less selfish.
MOVING ON. Here's a brand-new trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I, which nerds unanimously believe to be totally badass.
Not enough deathly hallowage for you? In their breathless excitement, the obsessive geeks over at io9 have screencapped like every single shot from the trailer. Why anyone would waste their time doing that is beyond me. I really don't see how that contribu—THE FUCK? THEY WANT $17.99 FOR ONE-DAY SHIPPING OF A SINGLE LATEX MAD-EYE MOODY MASK? THAT IS MORE OUTRAGEOUS THAN SOME OF THE STORIES XENOPHILIUS LOVEGOOD PUBLISHES IN THAT SHITRAG THE QUIBBLER!
I suppose I will have to make do with the $9.99 two-day shipping option.