IT'S SUNDAY! Here's something to watch after church.
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Season Premiere! It's the 22nd season premiere (HOLY SHIT! That show's as old as my mistress!), and when Lisa goes to performance camp guess who shows up? The cast of Glee. That's not really a surprise, is it?
8:30 CBS THE AMAZING RACE
Season Premiere! Couples race around the globe to see who can be most racistiest.
9:00 SHO DEXTER
Season Premiere! Dexter deals with the aftermath of Rita's death. See? Serial killers have feelings, too!
9:00 FOX FAMILY GUY
Season Premiere! SNORE.
10:00 AMC MAD MEN
Betty is surprised by an unexpected visitor. OOH! I hope it's that creepy kid Glenn!
10:00 TLC SISTER WIVES
Debut! A new reality show about a Utah man with three (going on four) wives. BUT DON'T CALL THEM MORMONS OR POLYGAMISTS! (Okay... I can easily think of a few other names.)
10:30 HBO EASTBOUND AND DOWN
Season Premiere! At the end of season one, Kenny was rejected by the major leagues, dumped the love of his life at a gas station, and fled to Mexico in humiliation. At the start of season two, Kenny learns that Mexico is AWESOME (especially if you're a moderately talented baseball player who enjoys cheap sex, food, and drugs). Is that racist? YOU'RE RACIST!
I Love Television™: NOT THE MOST RACISTIST!