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Tomorrow is my last day at the Mercury, and as such we'll be having the traditional Mercury Viking Send Off at Club 21 [2035 NE Glisan] (in which my fellows get me drunk and then shoot flaming arrows* at my cab as it leaves to take me home). Sound like fun? Want to join in? Good! Consider yourself invited.

Come on down around 5-ish. We'll cry, laugh, hug, shake-hands, drink, maybe wrestle a little… Who the fuck knows? In the end, all I want to do is say goodbye to you in the best way I know how—with a slurred whisper in your ear while I grapple your shoulder in a too-intimate fashion as I try not to fall over.

See you then.

*Please do not bring flaming arrows. You will probably be arrested.