This f***ing BABY is so f***ing annoying. Hey Suri Cruise! Stop waving at me in pictures and trying to dress better than me—you're a BABY. Babies aren't allowed to wear heels!!!
Hi, my name's Suri and my Mom is friends with Victoria Beckham. She's totally my style icon right now.
"Suri, stop being such a tit."—Victoria Beckham
More bitchiness to come...
I LOVE Sex And The City... I'm totally a Samantha!
Why must Suri bite my style???
I'm a princess! I want to be Cinderella.
Yeah, you and every other little girl. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL, SHITBAG!
