Sitting on my cluttered desk at this very moment, I've got two pairs of tickets to the Portland Latin American Film Festival. (Even better, they're technically "ticket vouchers"—which means you can redeem 'em for "admission to the film of your choice.") Want 'em? Of course you do.
So: The first two people to email me with the subject line "PDXLAFF TIX" will each get a pair. I'll email back the winners to let 'em know how to pick up their tickets, and I'll also update this post as soon as I've given the tickets away. Good? Good. Go.
UPDATE: Well, that was fast—they're gone, and the winners have been notified. Perhaps the rest of you should be faster next time.