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GREAT JOB—Fans of Tim & Eric Awesome Show can finally tear themselves away from the internet tonight to see their heroes' "Chrimbus Spectacular 2010"! Prediction: Fred Meyer will sell out of shrimp today, and the venue will run out of white wine. Better stock up! MS
w/Pusswhip Banggang, Neil Hamburger; Roseland, 8 NW 6th, 8 pm, $25, all ages

WINNAR!—Overachievers, here's a new way for you to get the validation you've been missing since you realized no one wants to hear about your SAT scores: the Someday Lounge kicks off a new first-Tuesday spelling bee tonight, with drink specials and prizes for the sharpest kids in class. AH
Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th, 9 pm, $3