They also picked on sober people who felt like they should shout into the microphone: a device designed to amplify voice volume.


Via The Second City Network.

In case you're also confused, "Keynesian" means that Obama subscribes to the economic philosophy of John Maynard Keynes; the idea that the public sector must sometimes inject aid into the private sector, often in the form of bailouts and stimulus packages.

OH, SNAP!