In this classic vid, a mom surprises her kids by letting them know they're going to DISNEY WORLD, BAY-BEE! Their reaction is somewhat less than enthusiastic. (Unfortunately, this mom doesn't understand that "Dick's House" is way cooler than Disney World could ever be.)
Sidebar: I'd be tempted to stab the faces off these kids, but then I'm reminded that their mom chose to sit them in the smoking section.

Would you rather go with these kids to Disney World or Dick's House?

There may be other choices... but I can't think of any.