A friend of mine says you can tell if someone's a bottom by food preferences. If someone likes nuts in his brownies or crunchy peanut butter, he's a bottom. "If you like obstacles in your food, you're a bottom," he says.

What do you think?

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My response after the jump...


Bottoms have food preferences? That's a new one.

But just because I haven't heard of something—like, say, bottoms having certain food preferences—that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Or that it isn't a good idea.

And I think I can safely speak for all tops everywhere* when I say that bottoms should have certain food preferences. Or, if not certain preferences, then certain and particular food aversions. Good bottoms should, for instance, make a particular point of avoiding Indian, Ethiopian, and Mexican foods.

Perhaps "good bottoms" is too strong. Let's just say "considerate bottoms" and leave it at that.

For the record: I like nuts in my brownies and prefer chunky peanut butter. My boyfriend, Terry, likes his brownies nutless and takes his peanut butter smooth. Make of that what you will.

* I'm not saying that I am a top—the boyfriend doesn't allow me to discuss our sex life—only that I'm momentarily speaking for all tops everywhere.