The Mercury Online Charity Auction is Happening! Like... NOW!

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1
How about a "Steven doesn't mention Justin Bieber for a Year on Blogtown" auction. I'm game for that. Not hating...just a shame all that stalker potential is wasted on ONE Canadian.
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Canada hasn't done a single thing to deserve more than one stalker (or stalkee). BID NOW!
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Yeah, instead of all the other wonderful Canadian musicians like Geddy Lee, Celine Dion, Sarah McLachlan, Paul Anka, and oh I don't know THE BARENAKED LADIES (baaaaaaaarf).
4
*cough* Nickleback *cough*

And yes, dear Steven...I've already bid on 15 of the items. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
5
SO happy to see my favorite Mercury staff cutie on the cover this week and in the charity auction photo spread! And that's Sarah on there also, isn't it?
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Ever since Scrapper came people are doodling on the covers even before they turn to Savage, I Saw You, or I Anonymous.

Steve is winning the penis in the mouth cover doodle contest tonight. I think it is because Smirks hands are perfectly place to hold the giant balls.