You guys should just smile and blooooooww me for presenting to you this trailer for upcoming film The Beaver, starring America's sweetheart Mel Gibson:

Gibson, of course, was last in the news for vomiting up telephone messages to his girlfriend that were so profane, misogynistic and downright scary they seemingly did for his career what an anti-Semitic rant and Apocalypto couldn't: killed the fuck out of it. Yet... here he is again, starring (fittingly) as an soppy old crank in need of redemption. The Beaver is directed by and costars Jodie Foster who obviously cast Gibson before he stuck his dick in the hornet nest.

Not that a suggestively titled film about a talking beaver puppet doesn't have the power to save Gibson's career but when it comes to celebrities the public tends to vote with their wallets. I'm guessing that whatever, if any, critical acclaim The Beaver garners won't matter much to people who want to put Mel in a fuckin' rose garden, the cunt. Because they're capable of it! Do you understand that?!