Monday night, Beaverton announced it was rebranding. It's no longer Beaverton. It's Beaverton: The Best of Oregon!

Boo. Commenters suggested about 50 better slogans, vote for the best! The winner gets two tickets to the Laurelhurst, which is the Best Theater of Oregon (Not Including Beaverton's Century 16). Congrats to Eric Cantona, mrbowers, dmitir, Graham and Commenty Colin for suggesting the (arguably) best slogans.