Mercury Auction Item of the Day

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1
You know? I may just bid on both of these packages. And if I win, I expect to be treated like a king! A KING, I SAY!
2
Fine. I'll come along too. You hear that bidders? YOU GET A CHANCE TO HANG WITH ME WHILE I AM DRUNK*.

*I am always drunk**

**wasn't really invited along***

***sob
3
I will totes bid on Kiala.
4
I want to bid...but MrsMcAngryPants gave me the "WHATYOUREGONNALEAVEMEATHOMEWITH YOURSPAWNWHILEYOUHANGWITHSASSYWORDYGIRLS" look. I'd like to see who could do more shots of tequila...SMirk or Kiala