And this, ladies and gentlemen, is all that is happening tonight in the sleepy, silent night of Portland music. I'd recommend Blow Pony for dancing off your turkey butt.

Commodore Lounge
—22nd Annual Xmas Show: The Tennesseans, 10 pm, free
Crown Room—Massive: DJ Evil One
Edgefield—James Farethewell, Professor Gall, 7 pm, free
Goodfoot—The Bellboys, Villains, 9 pm, $6
Mt. Tabor Theater—Pop Life, 9 pm, $10
Mt. Tabor Theater Lounge—Dementia, $5
Rose Garden—Radio City Christmas Spectacular, 5 pm, $25-65.50, all ages
Rotture—Blow Pony: Airick, Kinetic, Yurr Mom, Trans Fat, Ill Camino, Jodi Bon Jodi, 9 pm, $5
SlabtownWelcome Home Walker, Welsh Bowmen, 9 pm, free
The Spare Room—Cool Breeze, 9 pm