"I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal. I think differently — my mind is always racing. I’m just… nuts. But I think the best musicians probably are. It’s hard to really balance myself. A regular kid, if he catches the flu, he just gets to go home. But I can’t do that.... Everything is important. But, you know, my sanity is important, too. Even if I’m angry, I’ll just put a smile on my face and fake it.... I know I have to give up a lot of myself." —Justin Bieber in his interview with Vanity Fair's Lisa Robinson, moments before he ripped off his turtleneck and slaughtered every person in attendance with a machete, and then bathed in their blood.