American Idol—complete with a new judges panel, including JLO and Steven Tyler—debuted last night and... oh. Had a 13% drop off from previous years, making it their most disappointing debut yet. TOO BAD.
MTV's version of Skins—which is a wildly toned down version of the frightfully naughty British teen soap—may just violate federal child pornography statutes.
The currently most hated man in Hollywood, Ricky Gervais, will make a "blink and you'll miss it" cameo on the January 27th episode of The Office.
ABC is picking up a sitcom—possibly to star Tim Allen—called The Last Days of Man, about "a man who fights for his manhood in a world increasingly dominated by women." In a related story, FUCK YOU, ABC.
Battlestar reboot creator Ron Moore is developing a show for NBC that's being called "a Harry Potter for grownups set in a police station." I'm not quite ready to say FUCK YOU, NBC—but I do suspect I'm being insulted.
And finally, here's a clip from the AH-MAY-ZING show My Strange Addiction (TLC, Wednesdays) in which we see a woman addicted to... eating the foam from her couch cushions??
Part two here!