Since it's been 27 minutes since the Mercury's last on-the-job accident (Guys! Lube is for genitalia! Not the floor!), it's probably time for another classic safety training video. You'll like this one because of the Portishead-style droney soundtrack, and the absolutely hilarious/gorey workplace accidents. (Though I'm pretty sure at least two-thirds of these guys were planning on offing themselves anyway.) Jump to the :55 mark for the start of some real fun!

Hat tips to Eject.