So here's a film section to read once you're done figuring out what Spidey's doing to that guy's face.
SANCTUM: A boring movie about a bunch of boring people. In a cave.
AND EVERYTHING IS GOING FINE: Steven Soderbergh's assemblage of Spalding Gray monologues is half biography, half eulogy. It's great.
WILD TARGET: Awwww. Ron from Harry Potter is still trying to have a career that's not Hogwarts-related!
In other film-type stuff happening this weekend:
• Cort and Fatboy (and the Mercury!) present DIRTY DANCING tonight at the Bagdad.
• Dan Halsted's badass bunch of kung fu flicks SHAOLIN CINEMA: HONG KONG FILMS OF THE LATE 1970S AND EARLY '80S wraps up at the Northwest Film Center.
• LANCE BANGS shows some stuff at the Hollywood, with the Mercury's own Sarah Mirk in tow.
More, as ever, in Film Shorts. Movie Times are here.