Did you catch that almost indecipherable blink-and-you'd-miss-it Justin Bieber commercial during yesterday's Super Bowl? I HATED IT, YO! Mostly because they were trying to cram WAY too much into a 30 second spot. Here's the far more understandable minute-long version.

Oh, and that weirdo pervert at the end? That's Bieber himself in a clever (but kinda disturbingly creepy) disguise!

  • via US magazine

Kinda looks like Peter Dinklage, huh? EEEEEEEEE!!! Peter Dinklage!!

Oh, and while I've got your attention: MORE BIEBER NEWS!!!

• Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? IT'S ON! (Numerous Selena Gomez Assassination Attempts? Also, ON!)

• Only FOUR DAYS until the premiere of Never Say Never in Buttfucking 3-buttfucking-D, Buttfuckers! (Get your camping gear in order!)

• And lest we forget, ONLY ONE MORE ENTRY until Blogtown's "100th Bieber Fever Blog Post"! (Trust me, it's gonna be better than the Black Eyed Peas!)