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Sports
Feb 9, 2011 at 9:47 am
This is
Exactly
How I Picture Patty Mills Getting a Haircut
Ezra Ace Caraeff
The Blazers' clownish point guard gets a trim. That is all.
h/t:
DJ Rush
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