Model Gets Tit Snake Bit

Comments

1
Don't you understand Hebrew? It was more like "AUUUUUUUUUIGH! IT BITE-A THE TEETEE! ONLY I, EL GRAN PUTAMADRE, CAN BITE-A THE TEETEE! SAVE IT, SAVE IT, SAVE-A THE TEETEE!"

BTW, did you notice the "related video" about the Israel Defense Force's new "snake robot"? It looks kind of like a giant, crawling turd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-dzZBa6TQE…
2
Yeah, no one's going to top Salma Hayek's "From Dusk Til Dawn" bit.
3
I think the floozy was pretty forgiving, all things considered. She seemed relatively unfazed by the whole episode. Is it just prudes who are scared of snakes?
4
It might be the first case where the snake is poisoned from its bite.
5
Rumor is someone's already scouting storefront locations for a brand-new body piercing parlor out near 82nd and Powell.

They're going to have a snake theme.

Who says modern media can't influence?