Pop quiz, hotshot! Who has two thumbs and gets to cover the "geek beat" on Blogtown today while all the asthmatic office nerdlings are off to the Emerald City Funnybook Farm Convention? (No way I'm going—I hate the smell of nerd.)


And I was cracking my knuckles in anticipation of verbally destroying the trailer for the teen Disney channel's new animated show Tron: Uprising—until, ummm… okay… I discovered it's like really cool, or you know, like... WHATEVER. Check it out!

Not only am I going to watch the shit out of this, I'm going to program it into my DVR season pass queue ABOVE The Wizards of Waverly Place. BOOYAH!