Is it too early on a Tuesday morning to talk about drinking cheap beer? No? Good. Tonight you'll have the opportunity to put your love of American water-beers to some good use with Master of Domestics, a swill beer taste test. Think you can tell the differences between Pabst, Ranier, Oly, Old German, Hamm's, High Life, Iron City, Budweiser, Coors, MGD, Henry's and Michelob? If you can, you might even make it through to the malt liquor round! (Okay, it is too early to think about drinking malt liquor.) It's being hosted by the Florida Room and registration starts at 7. There's a $10 registration fee, and all proceeds go to the Multnomah County Animal Shelter. Yayy!