If you haven't caught the saga of Timothy James Chapeck, the young man who broke into a Portland house to take a shower on Monday night when the owner came home, and then ended up calling 911 from her bathroom because he was afraid she was going to shoot him, you should really take a moment to catch up (to be fair, she did have two German Shepherds, which can be pretty scary):

If only all crimes ended in this many giggles.