Last year, more people got their news from online sources than from print for the first time ever. And about half of those online news consumers got their news from mobile online sites. The bad news? The majority still get their news from television*.

* Television news is Satan. Last night, while out at the bar, I noticed that CNN was interviewing Yoko Ono about the earthquakes in Japan. Um, because she's from there? Ono told a heartwarming story about John Lennon. No news was shared during the whole segment.