From TMZ: Pictures of four-year-old Suri Cruise in Katie's arms eating a box of "Penis Gummies."
God! Why does Suri Cruise get everything? Is it because she's rich? Does the church of Scientology require you to eat Penis Gummies as some sort of ritual? All I know is that IT'S NOT FAIR, and I would literally KILL to have a mouth full of penises to gum on right now. (Wait... did I say that right?)