WARWICK DAVIS—This year, celebrate St. Patrick's Day as the Irish have for centuries: By watching the 1993 horror classic Leprechaun, starring Warwick Davis as a vicious, rhyme-happy imp who loves only one thing more than his gold... BLOOD! Presented by Jackpot Records, this screening will also include green beer and Jennifer Aniston's original nose. EH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7 pm, $7, all ages

—You know what's three times as scary as a killer leprechaun?! HUGE eyeball people who wear tuxedos, that's what. Don't miss those legendary weirdoes the Residents as they bring their trippy multimedia shenanigans to town. They'll be sporting new sequin-y, gas mask-y, dreadlock-y outfits, which might be even creepier than those middle-distance-staring eyeball masks. CF
Wonder Ballroom, 128 NE Russell, 9 pm, $23-26