Libyan rebels celebrate as U.S. airstrikes hand them one of Qaddafi's strongholds—but what happens when that air support flies away?

Obama will address the nation tonight on why he chose to offer military help to the Libyan rebels... while trying to avoid sounding too, ummm, "Bush-y."

Highly contaminated radioactive water is leaking from one of Japan's damaged nuclear reactors and is heading for the ocean, causing a potential "Godzilla" situation.

PANIC IN JAPAN (again)! A small 6.5 earthquake shakes the country!

PANIC IN NEW YORK! A deadly cobra is missing from the Bronx Zoo!

PANIC IN SOCIAL MEDIA! There's a new online disease called "Facebook Depression" and you probably have it!!

A new magazine aimed at gay members of the military may be on the shelves of military bases soon. And what exactly is wrong with Vanity Fair?

East coast hiphop personality DJ Megatron was shot to death early Sunday, according to authorities.

Reese Witherspoon got married this weekend, but who gives a shit, because Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are dating! EWWWWWW!!!

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Mostly cloudy today, showery tomorrow and Wednesday, and what's this? SUNNY AND IN THE LOW 60'S ON THURSDAY? Time to get out that thong-thong-thong-thong-thong!

And finally, remember Jenna Rose's "My Jeans" (the almost as awesome follow up to Rebecca Black's "Friday")? Well, Jenna's back with her next jaw-dropping single entitled, "OMG" and... well... OMG!!! (The music industry is now and officially batshit crazy.)